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"From a list of cases heard in U.S. civil and criminal courts, published in the October 24, 2004, issue of the ABA Journal eReport, the online magazine of the American Bar Association. Originally from Harper's Magazine, January 2004."

Schmuck v. Dumm

United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff

I Am the Beast Six Six Six v. Michigan State Police

Friends of Kangaroo Rat v. California Dept. of Corrections

State v. Big Hair

Billy-Bob Teeth Inc. v. Novelty Inc.

U.S. v. Pipe on Head

Herb v. Grow

Henny Penny v. Chicken Little

Advance Whip & Novelty Co. v. Benevolent Protective Order of Elks

Fried v. Rice

Outlaw v. Commonwealth

Easter Seal Society .for Crippled Children v. Playboy Enterprises

Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County

State v. Nailer

People v. Fester

United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds

Jones v. God, Jesus, Others

Plough v. Fields

Farmer v. Heard

United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Article Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo Fly Powders for Drunkenness

Truelove v. Truelove

Klink v. Looney

Hamburger v. Fry

Lexis-Nexis v. Beer

Short v. Long

People v. Booger

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This just in, from alert reader, Amy;

ABC is surgically removing part of "Grey's Anatomy" to see if it can survive on its own.

In a bold move that could bring in millions of dollars in new advertising income if it's successful, ABC has decided to pursue a spinoff of the hugely successful medical drama. Departing "Grey's Anatomy" to anchor the new show would be one of its most popular characters: Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd, a sexy neonatal-surgeon played by Kate Walsh.
~Brookes Barnes

Ah! I spy some foreshadowing.
Addison wondering if she would be missed.
Alex telling her she would be missed.

When I first read this I thought it was hinting as to who would die tomorrow night on Grey's.
But, Addison can't die if she is leaving the show for another show.


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American Idol.

I actually enjoyed American Idol last night.
I voted for 5,7,8 and 11.
Only once each.

Unlike the last two years, I think there are some talented singers this year!

The girls will be singing tonight.
I have a feeling the girls will not be as strong.

Except for LaKisha Jones.

Meet LaKisha


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One last chuckle...




Hat tip:Lynn


Is anyone else watching American Idol?
What is your town's high temperature today?
We are headed for 45!!!
Woot!


Encourage one another,
Donna