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"From a list of cases heard in U.S. civil and criminal courts, published in the October 24, 2004, issue of the ABA Journal eReport, the online magazine of the American Bar Association. Originally from Harper's Magazine, January 2004."
Schmuck v. Dumm
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
I Am the Beast Six Six Six v. Michigan State Police
Friends of Kangaroo Rat v. California Dept. of Corrections
State v. Big Hair
Billy-Bob Teeth Inc. v. Novelty Inc.
U.S. v. Pipe on Head
Herb v. Grow
Henny Penny v. Chicken Little
Advance Whip & Novelty Co. v. Benevolent Protective Order of Elks
Fried v. Rice
Outlaw v. Commonwealth
Easter Seal Society .for Crippled Children v. Playboy Enterprises
Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County
State v. Nailer
People v. Fester
United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds
Jones v. God, Jesus, Others
Plough v. Fields
Farmer v. Heard
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Article Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo Fly Powders for Drunkenness
Truelove v. Truelove
Klink v. Looney
Hamburger v. Fry
Lexis-Nexis v. Beer
Short v. Long
People v. Booger
This just in, from alert reader, Amy;
ABC is surgically removing part of "Grey's Anatomy" to see if it can survive on its own.
In a bold move that could bring in millions of dollars in new advertising income if it's successful, ABC has decided to pursue a spinoff of the hugely successful medical drama. Departing "Grey's Anatomy" to anchor the new show would be one of its most popular characters: Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd, a sexy neonatal-surgeon played by Kate Walsh.
Ah! I spy some foreshadowing.
Addison wondering if she would be missed.
Alex telling her she would be missed.
When I first read this I thought it was hinting as to who would die tomorrow night on Grey's.
But, Addison can't die if she is leaving the show for another show.
I actually enjoyed American Idol last night.
I voted for 5,7,8 and 11.
Only once each.
Unlike the last two years, I think there are some talented singers this year!
The girls will be singing tonight.
I have a feeling the girls will not be as strong.
Except for LaKisha Jones.
One last chuckle...
Is anyone else watching American Idol?
What is your town's high temperature today?
We are headed for 45!!!
Encourage one another,